100+ Hilarious Harry Potter Pick Up Lines
The Harry Potter movies are classics. Everyone you know has seen them, which is why you can reference them in any conversation. It’ll help you make friends, and maybe even spark new relationships. Here are some of the best Harry Potter pick up lines to use on dating apps:
Adorable Harry Potter Pick Up Lines
- Let’s muggle-snuggle!
- Screw Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin, the only house I wanna be in is yours.
- You are one hot son of SNITCH.
- Hey, did you go to Hogwarts? I thought there was something magical about you…
- Are you a Snitch? Because you’re the finest catch here.
- Listen, I’ve studied Charms with Professor Flitwick but nothing could have prepared me for how charming you are.
- You may be a muggle, but that body is magical.
- I knew you had some Gryffindor in you. Would you like some more?
- I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!
- My wand has chosen you!
- Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
- Did you just cast the Descendo spell? Because I’m pretty sure I’m falling for you.
- What perfume/cologne do you use?
[Wait for reply]
Sweet. Now I know what my Amortentia probably smells like.
- You’re like a bottle of Skele-Gro — you’re growing me a bone!
- Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
- I don’t need to say “accio” to make you come.
- My vagina is a Horcrux. Will you destroy it?
- Did you order some Felix Felicis? Cause you’re about to get lucky!
- Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
- Is your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?
Hilarious Harry Potter Pick Up Lines
- Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
- If I speak Parseltongue, can I see your basilisk?
- Have you ever heard of doing it Hippogriff style? Wanna try it?
- Let’s practice Alohomora… You can be the door so I can slam you all I want!
- You don’t need to say “Incendio” to light my fire.
- Hey are you Moaning Myrtle? Would you like to be?
- My wand? 12 inches, unyielding…
- I’m not an Animagus, but I’m an animal in bed.
- It’s a portkey — once you touch it, it will take you somewhere you’ve never seen before.
- Hey, you’re not Harry Potter, are you? Well, you can be my Chosen one any day…
- Want to accio and chill?
- You’ve got some great Hufflepuffs.
- Wanna be my Gryffin-whore?
- Hey, I don’t want to worry you but… I heard your bed is a horcrux. Should we destroy it together?
- I can be your house elf. I’ll do whatever you want and I don’t need any clothes.
- You don’t even have to say “Lumos Maxima” to turn me on.
- Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
- Hey, are you a witch/wizard? Cool, because I’d love for you to hold my wand.
- Which Hogwarts house are you?
[Wait for reply]
I see. Well, I was hoping you would Slytherin to my arms…
- If you show me your wand, I’ll show you my golden snitch.
Sexy Harry Potter Pick Up Lines
- I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you.
- Souls aren’t the only thing I suck.
- I’d like you to stick your “Sorcerer’s Stone” into my “Chamber of Secrets” and release “The Prisoner of Azkaban” into my “Goblet of Fire” giving the “Order of the Phoenix” and making your “Half-Blood Prince” rise and give me the “Deathly Hallows.”
- You were able to Raven-Claw your way into my heart so quickly.
- Want to learn to speak troll? I’ll have you fluent in grunting in no time.
- Can I Slytherin your Ravenclaw, or would you rather Hufflepuff my Gryffindor?
- Hey did you say Alohamora…? Because you’ve just unlocked the key to my heart.
- You’re so hot, Aguamenti couldn’t put you out!
- I don’t need to look into the Mirror of Erised to know that you’re everything I desire.
- You must not be a muggle because you cast a spell on me.
- Hey, do you speak parseltongue? Because you’re making my snake rise.
- Did you use Relashio? ‘Cause there are sparks between us.
- Did you slip some firewhiskey into my drink, or are you just making me hotter?
- Let’s see if your sword will fit into my sorting hat?
- Want to have a Tri-wizards Tournament? Well, not really “Tri-Wizard,” I was thinking more like one wizard, two witches.
- I am SIRIUSly into you.
- You make my Huffle puff.
- What would you see in the Mirror of Erised?
[wait for their reply, and hopefully they will ask you back]
Hmmm, I’d probably see the two of us together.
- Are you a death eater? Because AzkaDAMN.
- Did you just say “Wingardium Leviosa”? Cause you’ve got me rising, baby.
The Best Harry Potter Pick Up Lines
- Did you just say “Petrificus Totalus”? Because you’ve made me stiff.
- Twelve and a half inches, slightly springy, excellent for charms. But enough about me, what can you tell me about your wand?
- I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I’d do anything for you.
- Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
- If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.
- You’re the only thing I need in my Room of Requirement.
- Wow, when I said “Accio hottie,” I didn’t expect it to work!
- Are you using the Confundus charm, or are you just naturally mind-blowing?
- My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
- You can have the portkey to my heart.
- My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
- I’m very interested in exploring your Chamber of Secrets.
- Girl, are you sure you’re a muggle because that ass is magical!
- I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
- Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear I’m up to no good.
- Are you sure you’re not a Dementor? Because I’m sure I’d die if you kissed me.
- We may not be in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you sure are charming!
- Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you’re drop-dead gorgeous.
- I need to learn Occlumency, because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.
- Did you just use the stupify charm or are you a natural stunner?
Pick Up Lines For Every Hogwarts House
- The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
- Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.
- Is your name Firenze? Because you’re the centaur of my universe.
- Are you interested in making some magic together? My wand’s at the ready.
- Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
- Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
- Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.
- I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.
- You must be my Horcrux, because you complete me.
- Your favorite spell must be Stupefy because wow you are stunning.
- Are you a Dementor? Because you just took my breath away.
- I’m just like Oliver Wood, baby. I’m a keeper!
- Yikes, did you just cast the Duro spell? Because I’m rock hard, baby.
- What do you say we disapparate out of here?
- Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.
- Wanna make me moan like Myrtle?
- Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you’ve made me stiff.
- Without you I feel like I’m in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
- Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
- Are you a muggle cause I’d swear you were magical?
- I’d like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
- Heard you like Harry Potter! Want to ride my broom?
- One night with me and they’ll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.
- You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.
- Hey, wanna come over tonight and turn my house into the Shrieking Shack?
- Want to get out of here and apparate directly into my bedroom?
- Is that a basilisk in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
- Mind if I Weasley my way into your pants?
- You must be a Snitch, because I’ve been Seeking you my whole life.
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