Star Wars Jokes

Whether your favorite Star Wars character is Obi Wan Kenobi, Princess Leia, Luke Skywalker, or Darth Vader, you can agree on one thing. Each Star Wars movie is a classic! Here are some of the best Star Wars jokes to tell fellow fans:

Hilarious Star Wars Jokes

If you love the Star Wars movies, then you’re going to love these Star Wars jokes:

  1. Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
  2. Stormtroopers in quarantine are like, “I miss people.” I’m not too sympathetic. They always miss people.
  3. Apparently, Darth Vader has a right-wing billionaire cousin. His name is Tax E. Vader.
  4. Where do Gungans store their fruit preserves? Jar-Jars.
  5. What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm.
  6. Why did Episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.
  7. What do you call five Siths piled on top of a lightsaber? A sith-kebab.
  8. How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the Dark Side.
  9. Have you tried the gluten-free Wookiee treats? No, but I heard they are a little Chewy.
  10. How does Wicket get around Endor? Ewoks.

Funny Star Wars Jokes

There’s nothing funnier than Star Wars puns. Here are some of the best:

  1. What’s a Rebel’s favorite TV talent show? X-Wing Factor.
  2. How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk? With a woo-kiee.
  3. What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”? An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
  4. Why was the droid angry? Because people kept pushing its buttons.
  5. Where did Luke get his bionic hand? At the second-hand store.
  6. What do you call an invisible droid? C-through-PO.
  7. What do you need to reroute droids? R2-Detour.
  8. Which Jedi became a rock star? Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.
  9. What side of an Ewok has the most hair? The outside.
  10. Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files? Adobe-Wan Kenobi.

Star Wars Jokes

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These hilarious Star Wars jokes will turn anyone into a super fan. Make sure to share them with your family and friends:

  1. Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke.”
  2. What did Han Solo say to the waiter who recommended the haddock? “Never sell me the cods!”
  3. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? With Ewokie Talkies.
  4. Why do Doctors make the best Jedi? Jedi must have patience.
  5. How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for his birthday? He felt his presents.
  6. Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles? Because they always end up in a TIE.
  7. How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes? They always single file, to hide their numbers.
  8. Why is Yoda such a good gardener? Because he has a green thumb.
  9. What do you get if you mix a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit? Mango Fett.
  10. What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer? Time to get a new chronometer.

The Best Star Wars Jokes

Star Wars is a classic. That’s why everyone you know should get these hilarious jokes!

  1. Why didn’t any of Luke Skywalker’s marriages last? He always followed Obi-Wan’s advice: “Use divorce, Luke.”
  2. What was Lando’s nickname before he became a skilled pilot? Crashdo.
  3. What is Admiral Ackbar’s favorite type of music? Trap.
  4. What do you call two Han Solos singing together? Han Duet.
  5. What do you call a rebel princess who only shops at Whole Foods? Leia Organic.
  6. What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker? May the floss be with you.
  7. What did Leia’s adoptive parents say when she used to sleepwalk as a child? Uh-oh, it’s the rise of Skywalker.
  8. How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil? Since the Sith Grade.
  9. Where does Kylo Ren buy his clothes? From the mall. I mean, have you seen how much Kylo Ren stuff they have there right now?
  10. Where does Kylo Ren get his creepy black clothes? From his closet.

Funny Star Wars Jokes

The more Star Wars, the better. Here are a few more funny jokes to tell fellow fans:

  1. What’s Yoda’s advice for going to the bathroom? Doo-doo or doo-doo-not-do.
  2. What’s the name of Obi-Wan’s twin brother? Obi-Also
  3. Why did everyone in the Resistance stop speaking to Finn on the planet with the giant sun? He called it a Rey of sunshine.
  4. What kind of spaceship did Luke fly in grade school? An ABC-wing.
  5. Which Star Wars character travels around the world? Globi-wan Kenobi.
  6. What do you call kenobi triplets? Obi-Threes.
  7. What is a Jedi’s favorite toy? A yo-yoda!
  8. What is the name of the Gungan who became a taxi driver? Car Car Binks.
  9. What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name? The.
  10. Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the tab? Because he’s always a little short.

Obi Wan, Darth Vader, and Yoda Jokes

It doesn’t matter which Star Wars character is your favorite. There are jokes for each one!

  1. What kind of car does a Jedi drive? A toy Yoda.
  2. Why was Yoda afraid of seven? Because six, seven, eight.
  3. Baby Yoda’s first word… Probably came after his second word.
  4. Why are there no stairs in the Death Star? Because everyone uses the ele-vader.
  5. What did Yoda ride as a kid? A do-cycle. Because there is no tri.
  6. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.
  7. What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant? “I find your lack of steak disturbing.”
  8. What is Han Solo’s favorite rapper? Tupacca.
  9. What do you call an evil procrastinator? Darth Later!
  10. Where does Princess Leia shop for Father’s Day? At the Darth Maul.

More Jokes

If you haven’t gotten enough Star Wars, here are a few more hilarious jokes for you:

  1. What Star Wars character sells hotdogs? Admiral Snackbar.
  2. What did Palpatine say to the intern when they asked how many pizzas they needed for his birthday party? “Order 66!”
  3. A clone trooper walks into a pub and asks the barman, “Hey, have you seen my brother?” “I dunno,” says the barman, “What does he look like?”
  4. What’s a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie? The Umpire Strikes Back.
  5. What do you call a bird of prey with a thousand lives? A millennium falcon!
  6. Why did Jabba win the pizza contest? Because no one out pizzas the Hutt.
  7. What kind of car does Master Yoda drive? A Volkswagen Jedi.
  8. Which Star Wars character lives in Florida? Orlando Calrissian.
  9. Yoda looks at Darth Vader and asks, “Rule the galaxy, you do. But at what cost?!” Vader thinks for a moment and replies, “It was expensive… It cost an arm and a leg.” After a short pause, Vader says, “Two legs in fact.”
  10. What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause? A Hand Solo.
  11. What did Darth Vader say to the Emperor at the Star Wars auction? “What is thy bidding, my master?”
  12. What does a Star Destroyer wear to a wedding? Bow ties, of course!
  13. Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles? Because they always end up in a TIE.
  14. How do you get down from a bantha? You don’t. You get down from a goose.
  15. Which Jedi had a musical career? Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.
  16. Why didn’t Yoda have body odour? Because he used de-Yoda-rant!
  17. What did Obi Wan Kenobi do when he needed money? He took out a bank clone!
  18. What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant? An ele-vader!
  19. What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer? Time to get a new chronometer.
  20. Why couldn’t Luke find love? He was looking in Alderaan places.
  21. Why is Darth Vader not safe for children under 3 years old? He’s a choking hazard!
  22. Why is Luke Skywalker always invited to a picnic? He brings the forks.
  23. Why did Han Solo wait to ask Princess Leia to marry him? He didn’t want to force it.
  24. What did Princess Leia and Han Solo name their other kid? Guitar Solo.
  25. Why should you never tell jokes on the Melenium Falcon? Because it might crack up!
  26. Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant? Darth Waiter!
  27. What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur? A chocolate chip Wookiee!
  28. What is Princess Leia’s favorite Aerosmith song? Ewok this way.
  29. How are Stormtroopers like a shark in a fight? They both end up missing a Finn.
  30. What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker when he went for his check up? May the floss be with you!
  31. What is a Stormtrooper’s favorite TV show? Game of Clones.
  32. What do you call a nervous Jedi? Panicking Skywalker.
  33. Where do you take a sick Tauntaun? To a Hoth-pital.
  34. What kind of tea do bounty hunters drink? Boba.
  35. How did Darth Vader cheat at poker? He kept altering the deal.
  36. Why is Yoda such a good gardener? Because he has a green thumb. You can see it when he starts telling you one of his famous Yoda quotes.
  37. Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich? Because BB-8 it.
  38. Why is a gossip magazine like the Imperial Fleet? They’re both full of star destroyers.
  39. How is Ducktape like the Force? It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
  40. Why is a droid mechanic never lonely? Because he’s always making new friends!
  41. How many Alderaanians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they were all destroyed by the death star.
  42. What do you call a Jedi in denial? Obi-Wan Cannot Be.
  43. What did Emperor Palpatine say to Darth Vader? Merry Sithmas.
  44. What did the specter of Obi Wan Kenobi say to the bartender? “Give me a beer and a mop.”
  45. Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn’t Hang Solow.
  46. Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating? Wookieleaks!

About the author

January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University. Read more articles from January on Thought Catalog.

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