Bad Pick Up Lines

Cheesy pick up lines don’t always work like a charm, but they’re fun. Although a pick up line might cause an eye roll, it’ll also cause some laughter. Here are some of the best bad pick up lines to use on your crush:  

Bad Pick Up Lines

  1. Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He’d like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get ahold of me in the morning.
  2. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.
  3. As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.
  4. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
  5. Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
  6. You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
  7. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
  8. You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
  9. Do you like pancakes? Well, how about IHOP on that ass.
  10. You seem like the kinda girl who’s heard every line in the book. So what’s one more?
  11. Sir, I’m going to need you to step away from the bar. You’re melting all the ice.
  12. I have 4 percent battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?
  13. Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.
  14. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack.
  15. You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
  16. Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?
  17. Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.
  18. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
  19. They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
  20. I hear you’re looking for a stud. Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.

Funny Pick Up Lines

  1. Are you by chance an archaeologist? Because I have a large bone that needs to be examined.
  2. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
  3. You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
  4. Wanna share your side of the bed tonight?
  5. What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
  6. Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
  7. Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
  8. Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
  9. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
  10. What’s the difference between a cheeseburger and an erection? You’re not giving me a cheeseburger right now.
  11. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
  12. Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
  13. Hey, do you have an inhaler? ‘Cause I heard you got that ass, ma!
  14. Were you a Boy Scout? You’ve tied my heart in a knot.
  15. Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.
  16. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
  17. Excuse me. I think you have something in your eye. Never mind, it’s just a sparkle.
  18. Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
  19. Want to go half on a baby?
  20. I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

  1. If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
  2. Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up!?
  3. Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.
  4. Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them.
  5. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.
  6. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  7. Hey, I’m looking for treasure. Can I look around your chest?
  8. Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?
  9. Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!
  10. If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
  11. I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!
  12. Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
  13. Do you work at Dick’s? Because you’re sporting the goods!
  14. Are your parents’ bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie!
  15. I don’t think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.
  16. From one to America, how free are you tonight?
  17. Do you drink milk? It sure did your body good.
  18. Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a-cutie!
  19. My doctor told me I’m missing vitamin U. Can you help me?
  20. Baby, you’re the next contestant in the game of love.

Corny Pick Up Lines

couple kissing on beach during daytime
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  1. You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business!
  2. You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.
  3. Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.
  4. My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and save me?
  5. Are you a long structure used to restrict the flow of water across rivers and underwater streams? Because daaaaaaaaam!
  6. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
  7. If you were a booger, I’d pick you.
  8. Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?
  9. Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.
  10. You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
  11. I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.
  12. Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.
  13. You must be a magician. Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  14. Was your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
  15. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
  16. I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.
  17. Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other.
  18. If you were words on a page you’d be the fine print.
  19. Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.
  20. I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

Cringe Pick Up Lines

  1. Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.
  2. I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?
  3. If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.
  4. How much does a polar bear weigh? I don’t know either but it breaks the ice. Wanna get a drink?
  5. Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
  6. Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?
  7. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?
  8. Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
  9. Kiss me if I’m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?
  10. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? ‘Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
  11. I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.
  12. Charmanders are red, Mudkips are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.
  13. You look great and all, but do you know what really looks good on you? Me.
  14. Hey, girl. Are you German? ‘Cause I wanna be Ger-man!
  15. Do you work at Subway? ‘Cause you just gave me a foot-long.
  16. You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!
  17. Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!
  18. Did you just fart? Because you blew me away!
  19. Can I borrow your lips?
  20. What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon.

Crazy Pick Up Lines

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  1. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
  2. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
  3. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
  4. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  5. If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!
  6. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
  7. Was your mother a beaver? ‘Cause damn!
  8. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
  9. You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!
  10. I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card. ‘Cause I am totally checking you out!
  11. If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!
  12. Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word “gorgeous”!
  13. I wasn’t always religious. But I am now, because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  14. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I and U together.
  15. You must be exhausted, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
  16. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
  17. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!
  18. If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair!
  19. Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
  20. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

Terrible Pick Up Lines

  1. Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.
  2. There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
  3. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See.
  4. You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.
  5. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?
  6. Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.
  7. Do I have to sign for your package?
  8. Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
  9. I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.
  10. Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?
  11. Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
  12. I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.
  13. I’m really glad I just bought life insurance. Because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
  14. If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9, because I’m the 1 you’re missing.
  15. You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
  16. You must be a bank loan, cause you’ve got my interest.
  17. I’ve got 1-ply, I’ve got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.
  18. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  19. Did you make Santa’s naughty list this year? You want to?
  20. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!

More Pick Up Lines To Make You Laugh

  1. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!
  2. I was wondering if you had an extra heart… Because mine was just stolen.
  3. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!
  4. Let’s save water by taking a shower together.
  5. Can you do me a favor? I need you to take down my number.
  6. How long do you have? Until you have to be back in heaven?
  7. I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
  8. If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!
  9. Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you’re the best a man can get!
  10. Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.
  11. You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
  12. I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
  13. I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

About the author

January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University. Read more articles from January on Thought Catalog.

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