80 Hilarious Minecraft Pick Up Lines
If you have something in common with your crush, you should bring it up in conversation. You could even create a pick up line about it! If you both visit the same site or play the same video game, try bonding with them over your favorite ones. Here are some hilarious Minecraft pick up lines:
Hilarious Minecraft Pickup Lines:
- Are you a block of dirt? Because I dig you.
- Hey babe, let’s change your spawn location to my place.
- You must be from the end because you are out of this world!
- Am I lagging, or did your smile just make time stand still?
- Redstone is red, Lazuli is blue, you’re as hot as the lava I fell into.
- Are you a light source? Because you’re keeping all my monsters away!
- Are you a good builder? Want to build a relationship?
- You must be a health potion because when I’m with you my hearts are always full.
- Are you a blaze? Because you’re on fire!
- I am not a professional miner, but I can make your bed-rock.
Sweet Minecraft Pickup Lines:
- Redstone is red, Lapis is blue. I would sacrifice my diamonds just to be with you.
- Are you an Enderman? Because I want to look into your eyes.
- I don’t have a shovel but I still dig you.
- You must be good at fishing because you have me hooked.
- Did you sit in sugarcane? Because you have a sweet ass!
- Are you a creeper? Because you blow me away!
- I’m like TNT… Touch me and I go boom.
- What if we put our Minecraft beds next to each other?
- You must be an Enderman, because you stole my heart.
- If you were ore, I’d mine you all night long!
- Are you a hacker? Because you hacked my heart.
- You must be from the nether. Because you’re hot!
- Don’t eat my cake! You’re sweet enough already.
- I think I’m sand because I’m falling for you.
- Will you go on a date with me? Come over to my place, I will prepare a feast of roasted porks and golden apples.
Sexual Minecraft Pickup Lines
- Are you a skeleton? You gave me quite a bone there.
- Let’s enter the love mode and breed.
- Are you a Minecraft wolf? Because I’d love to give you my bone.
- If I was a creeper, I’d go to your bedroom and explode all over you.
- MY FACE IS UP HERE! But my diamond sword is down here.
- Are you a diamond pickaxe? Because I’m as hard as obsidian.
- Are you a lever? Because you turn me on.
- Is that a creeper in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
- Are you a slimeball? Because you make my piston sticky.
- What’s up girl? Want to go strip mining?
- Are you a pig? Because I wanna ride you all night long.
- Can I fertilize your crop with my bonemeal?
- If you were a horse, I would ride you all night long.
- I’m a pig… You’ve got a saddle… What are we waiting for?
Cute Minecraft Pickup Lines
- Are you the dragon egg because you are one of a kind.
- I will need a pickaxe to dig the diamond out of your eyes.
- Are you from the mines? Because I found a gem.
- I’m like a zombie and you’re like the sun – you light me on fire
- Hey baby, are you a diamond because you are pretty special.
- Are you a witch? Because I’m under your spell.
- Are you a pumpkin? Because Enderman loves you.
- You must be gravel. Because I’m falling for you!
- You must be ice because I’ve been waiting to pick you up for a long time.
Funny Minecraft Pick Up Lines
- Let’s explore new territory together!
- Are you a creeper? Because you make my heart explode.
- I know I’m not an Endermen but I just want to pick you up and take you away with me.
- I always carry a bucket of water when I’m around you because you are so hot you might catch me on fire!
- Let’s go back to my place, I will show you my biome.
- Can I tame you and ride you forever?
- My love for you is like the creeper. I will chase you down until I explode.
- Are you an auto-breeder? Because you trigger my love.
- Want me to touch your fuel rod?
- You must be made of bonemeal, cause you make me grow 10 feet tall.
- I get the “Getting Wood” achievement whenever I see you.
- Are you bonemeal because you make me grow 8 inches .
- Are you a sapling? Because you make wood grow.
- You are about to make my creeper explode!
- I heard Herobrine lost his eyes looking for you.
More Minecraft Pick Up Lines
- Hey Girl! Are you a tree farm? Because every time I see you I get wood.
- Will I be the best digger on the server if I can dig into your ass?
- Are you a sticky piston? Because when I hold you I never want to let go.
- When I saw you, my Sapling grew!
- Hey girl, are you a tree? Because I’d hit that.
- Are you a redstone torch? Because you’re activating my sticky piston.
- Hey babe, are you a furnace? Because I want to put my meat in you.
- Are you a torch? Because you light up my world.
- Wanna get dirty in a dirt house?
- You must be a redstone torch because you’re extending my piston!
- Are you diamond armor? Because I want to be in you.
- Are you a chest? Because I’ve got a lot to put in you.
- You must be a pressure plate because you turn me on.
- Why don’t you take off that armor and let’s see what your skin looks like?
- Are you bone meal? Because you make my wood grow!
About the author
January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University. Read more articles from January on Thought Catalog.
Learn more about Thought Catalog and our writers on our about page.
There is seemingly no end to how many ways your beautiful brain can mess up your day with uncool thoughts, so comedian and mental health advocate Kelsey Darragh’s new workbook is about to become your new best friend and a permanent resident on your bedside table.
Read The Full Article
This Content Was Originally Posted At: